WHY DID I GOT DIVORCED…
Well last week was my birthday.
My wife did not wish me a happy birthday,
my parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues did not wish me a happy birthday.
As i entered my office,my secretary said”happy birthday boss!” I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch, she invites me over to her appartment.
We went there and she said, “Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute” ok, i said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling,”SURPRISE!!!”
While i was waiting on the sofa… NAKED… 😔😔😔